Typo

.
—on being corrected by my wife for a misspelled Wednesday

ok, ok, in fact Wedneaday is a new day
(don’t we need one every once in a while?)
it comes after Toodleday
and is exactly one day before Thurbleday
which itself precedes Fryday
which is closely followed by Shatterday
(but not too intimately lest we have a birth day incident
and wind up with a tiny, odd little day
appropriately called Sonday — or Daughterday
depending upon X or Y)

in any case, after Shatterday comes Shunday
—a day dedicated to shunning anyone
who shattered your dreams on Shatterday
(hopefully not me)
.
finally we come full circle to the day before Toodleday,
Mindy, who is not really a day at all
but comes between Shunday and Toodleday
(if she has an artful and tender lover
with a day off)…..—so their!
.

by Jim Culleny
9/5/12

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